Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 100
Hair and bald jokes::
What’s your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
Hair and bald jokes::
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you’re bald.
Hair and bald jokes::
Why do bald-headed men never use keys?Because they’ve lost their locks.
Hair and bald jokes::
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
Hair and bald jokes::
A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”
Hair and bald jokes::
A punk walked into a barber’s shop and sat in an empty chair. “Haircut, sir?” asked the barber. “No, just change the oil, please!”
Hair and bald jokes::
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Hair and bald jokes::
What’s a barber’s favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
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Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: I’m not surprised - hurry up, will you?
:: Total Jokes: 100