Whats a barbers favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.
Whats your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.
Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir.Customer: Im not surprised - hurry up, will you?
Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt come in for a shave!
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice youre bald.
Americas oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasnt got a grey hair on her head. How come? Shes completely bald.
Teacher: I see you dont cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.
Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "Its glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldnt get my hat off today."
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity its not on her head!
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair?Barber: I didnt, nature beat me to it.