What gives a gorilla good taste?Four years in an Ivy League school!
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didn’t take it - he already had a door!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?A banana split!
What is the Ape monster’s name?Godzilla Gorilla!
What political party entices most Gorillas?The Treepublican Party!
What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?A ball-point gorilla!