What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?Bamboo.
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?A holy terror.
What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother’s Day?A booquet of flowers.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?Dayscare centers
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?-They boo-kle their seatbelts