Deaf guy walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your kind around here."

Deaf guy says, "I'll have a beer."

Teacher: John, I will take your homework to your father and let him see how bad you did.

And you will realize the feeling of embarrassment!

John: I won't feel embarrassed, but my father will.

Teacher: Why is that?

John: The homework was done by my father.



A few weeks later....

Teacher: You get a perfect score in this homework. What happened?

John (very angry): Last night my father went to play mahjong and didn't get back all night long! So I had to do it by myself!!

WHY DID THE BOY EAT HIS HOMEWORK?

COZ HE THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE!

Teacher:Homework in tomorrow remember now off you go.

Megun:Umm miss..

Teacher:Oh yes megun is it the homework again

Megun:Well ahh yes um ..

Teacher:what is it ..

Megun:It's not really good ..um .. i made it in to a paper aero plane .. um .. eek ... .

Teacher:No That isn't to bright ...But just this once i will give you another one! next time it is a homework detention!

Megun:Um.. Miss that is a bit of a problem..

Teacher:Ecscoose me ??

Megun:My plane was hijacked!

yo mama so fat when she sat in a highway she said oh hot wheels

How do I keep you in suspense?



Tell you tomorrow!

Bob just came from Chicago to see his newly born son in PI. once he gets into her room in the hospital. he hurriedly ask his wife;



Bob: Rita, where is my son? How is he?

Rita: Here he is.. look at him..he is soooo cute!

Bob: How come he has soft fine hair? How come he is white and

blonde hair?

Rita: Can't you not wait for the next time? I will make sure

the next baby will look like you!



Dangggggggg!!!!!!!!!

I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.

my frends little sister is in pre-k. she is 4 years old. her teacher was talking about how it is impossible for a whale to swallow a person. the little girl raised her hand and said "the bible says that jonah got swallowed by a whale" the teacher was like no thats not true it is impossible. the little girl kept saying that jonah got swallowed by a whale. the teacher said forget it it never happened and it never will happen. the little girl says " well when i get to heaven ill ask jonah if he got swallowed by a whale." the teacher was really aggravated then and she goe " well what if jonah goes to hell" the little girl says "then YOU (the teacher) can ask him"

Where did Burgar KING and Dairy QUEEN go after they got married...



dont know



"White CASTLE"