Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 73
Frog jokes::
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
Frog jokes::
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
Frog jokes::
What did one frog say.to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies!
Frog jokes::
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Frog jokes::
What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart’s new?
Frog jokes::
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
Frog jokes::
What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Frog jokes::
Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn’t.
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What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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Q: Why are frogs so happy?A: They eat whatever bugs them!
:: Total Jokes: 73