Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait.The first priest got up and walk across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait...so he got up and walk across the water. After 3 hours of fishing they ran out of bait again and the third priest said he would get more bait. So he stepped out of the boat and went straight to the bottom. The first priest turned to the second priest and asked, "Should we have told him where the rocks were? "

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. "Lets see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You dont have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he dont have one..."

There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, its illegal to kill a California Condor, Im afraid Im going to have to arrest you."The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle."

A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope."Thats what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man." As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesnt know the first thing about shark fishing."

A guy rings his boss and says "I cant come to work todayThe boss asks why and the guy says "its my eyes.""Whats wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss."I just cant see myself coming to work, so Im going fishing instead..."

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?""There sure were. If there hadnt been, it would have been forty pounds."

"I didnt see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead." "Thats not true, vicar. And Ive got the fish to prove it!"

"Whats the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "Thats not so big!" "Between the eyes?"

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?I dont know the answer but I think Im nearly there.

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "Theres no fish down there."He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "Theres no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "its the rink manager."