What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.
Whats the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ?Ones a hare-head and the others an air-head!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket wont be empty.
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!