Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 324
Dog jokes::
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Dog jokes::
When does a dog go “moo” ?When it is learning a new language !
Dog jokes::
What did the dog use to make his kite?Flypaper.
Dog jokes::
What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!
Dog jokes::
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?A petticoat !
Dog jokes::
How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?He foamed at the mouth.
Dog jokes::
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the “Roverlutionary War!”
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How can if you have a stupid dog ?It chases parked cars !
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ?Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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What is the best way to follow a lost dog’s paw prints? With a track-tor!
:: Total Jokes: 324