Why do dogs wag their tails ?"Because no one else will do it for them !"
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?"Well, doggone !"
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?Because you cant bury them in trees !
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?I dont know but Ill join in if it laughs !
What is a dogs favourite sport ?Formula 1 drooling !
How do you stop a dog smelling ?Put a peg on its nose !
What is a dogs favourite food ?Anything that is on your plate !
When is a black dog not a black dog ?When its a greyhound !
Whats a dog favourite hobby ?Collecting fleas !
Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?Because they mess up the whole house !