Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, “Get out. We don’t serve your type here.”
How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
What animals are poor dancers?Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
What dance did the Pilgrims do?The Plymouth Rock.
What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.
What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
What kind of dance do buns do?Abundance.
Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, “Twist to open.”