What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.
What stars go to jail?Shooting stars.
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.
Who was the world’s greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !
What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !
Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !
What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !
What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !