What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
What do cows do for entertainment?They go to the mooooovies.
What do cows do when they’re introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
What do cows get when they are sick?Hay Fever
What do cows get when they do all their chores?Mooney.
What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic!
What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? “Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons.