:: Total Jokes: 105

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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can’t get your jeans over your thighs.
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Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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How do you measure a Villanova graduate’s I.Q.?With a tire gauge.
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn’t remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.
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What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.
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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air? Collecting his thoughts.
:: Total Jokes: 105