Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 172
Clinton jokes::
Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service would be out-gunned!
Clinton jokes::
Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Clinton jokes::
Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone?A: He turned into Hillary!
Clinton jokes::
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton’s election?A: It’s gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
Clinton jokes::
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely?A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Clinton jokes::
Q: How many Clinton administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two–one to screw the bulb into the water faucet while the other tells us that everything possible is being done to help the situation.
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Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses?A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Clinton jokes::
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They’re called “The Johnson Years”.
Clinton jokes::
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None. They like to keep him in the dark!
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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin?A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.
:: Total Jokes: 172