Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 168
Christmas jokes::
Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You can’t beat it!
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !
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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !
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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !
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Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Christmas jokes::
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
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What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !
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What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!
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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!
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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !
:: Total Jokes: 168