:: Total Jokes: 115

Cat jokes::
Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !
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What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !
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What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !
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Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
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When the cat’s away…..?The house smells better !
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Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !
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What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !
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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !
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What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !
:: Total Jokes: 115