Why do cats chase birds ?For a lark !
What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ?A caterpillar !
What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !
Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !
When the cat’s away…..?The house smells better !
Why was the cat so small ?Because it only ate condensed milk !
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?Puss in boots !
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?A purrfect meal !