Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 115
Cat jokes::
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… I must be a God!
Cat jokes::
Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why, is it on fire ?
Cat jokes::
What looks like half a cat ?The other half !
Cat jokes::
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !
Cat jokes::
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?A carrot !
Cat jokes::
How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Cat jokes::
How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!
Cat jokes::
What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !
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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?I’m paw !
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How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold ?He has cat-arrh !
:: Total Jokes: 115