Monster: I’ve got to walk 25 miles home.’Ghost: Why don’t you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railway department improvements. His coach was the last coach in the train. The train was moving very fast and so sardarji’s coach was jerking heavily. This made him not to prepare for the speech. Annoyed by the event, the next day in the meeting, his first point towards improvement of railway department was: “There should not be last coach in any train.”

A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train stops at station and he faced so much of problem as all shops to purchase eatables were far off. He was very upset and every time he was remembering that’s all happened because I am in the last couch. When he got down at the destination station, he asked the station person that he wants to lodge a complaint against the railway staff. The complaints and suggestions book was given to him and he wrote: ” There should not be any last couch in the train. If there is any last couch in the train, it should be kept somewhere in the middle.

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: ‘Come on in. They’re bigger than ever and they last a lifetime!’ Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.

Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Don’t look I’m changing!!

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said,” I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60.”Tom looked at him, amazed. ” Breaking 60? That’s amazing!”Hawk smiled and said,” Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!”

The only thing wrong with a perfect drive to work is that you end up at work.

Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.

Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?A: A LOCOmotive.