What did the cannibals parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
Why wont cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?Because hes always coming back!
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?"Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionarys ear?He had his first taste of Christianity!
Two cannibals were having lunch. Your girlfriend makes a great soup, said one to the other.Yes! agreed the first. But, Um going to miss her terribly.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?He said So that I can feed my lads with mlasses!
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?Nice to meat you!
First cannibal: I dont know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?He couldnt stop eating swedes.
she is so huge that the cannibal let her go because she couldn't fit the pot!