Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 134
Burger jokes::
Why are hamburgers essential to football?Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
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Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?Too many turnovers!
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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?Because it’s a FAST food!
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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!
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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?Who knows - maybe they’re picklish!
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Why do burgers run the gauntlet?To test their meattle!
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Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage?They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!
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Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?They get to meet their old flames!
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Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?They’re great at the plate!
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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
:: Total Jokes: 134