Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 89
Bed jokes::
Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling !
Bed jokes::
Q: When is your mind like a rumpled bed?
A: When it isnt made up yet.
Bed jokes::
Q: Why are rivers lazy?
A: Because they never get off their beds.
Bed jokes::
Why did the kid punch the bed?
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Bed jokes::
Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?
Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!
Bed jokes::
Q: Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?
A: To draw the curtains !
Bed jokes::
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do?
Hide the tiddley winks.
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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?
Sleep on the sofa.
Bed jokes::
Q: Why do people go to bed?
A: Because the bed wont come to them.
Bed jokes::
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night.
"Whats wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed.
"In a way they do," said his mother.
"And when they die so they turn back to dust?"
"Yes, they do."
The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed theres someone either coming or going."
:: Total Jokes: 89