Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 70
Beauty jokes::
Q: Where is everyone beautiful?
A: In the dark.
Beauty jokes::
Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.
Beauty jokes::
A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never seen anyone so hideous as you before"
"Young man" she replied. " I didnt come here to be insulted"
"Really", he said, "Where do you usually go ?"
Beauty jokes::
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Beauty jokes::
Mary: Do you think my sisters pretty ?
Gary: Well, lets just say if you pulled her pigtail shed probably say oink, oink !
Beauty jokes::
I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly dont match.
Beauty jokes::
Monster: Im so ugly.
Ghost: Its not that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
Beauty jokes::
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.
Will: Pity its not on her head.
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Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened.
I thought it was love at first sight, said Julie. It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
Beauty jokes::
Q: What is yellow and goes click-click?
A: A ball-point banana.
:: Total Jokes: 70