Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 516
Animal Jokes::
How should you treat a baby goat?Like a kid.
Animal Jokes::
What is a buttress? A female goat.
Animal Jokes::
One goldfish to his tankmate: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”
Animal Jokes::
Did you hear about the boy who was told to do 100 lines? He drew 100 cats on the paper. He thought the teacher had said lions.
Animal Jokes::
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
Animal Jokes::
What happened to the lizard in the wizard’s garden pond? He had him newt-ered.
Animal Jokes::
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Animal Jokes::
Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother? For smoking in bed.
Animal Jokes::
What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world’s greatest basketball player?Bear Jordan.
Animal Jokes::
What are the most athletic rodents?Track and field mice.
:: Total Jokes: 516