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:: Total Jokes: 125
Accountant jokes::
What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.
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What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.
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What’s an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
Accountant jokes::
What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular
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What’s the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants - Nude!’.
Accountant jokes::
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait……
:: Total Jokes: 125