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:: Total Jokes: 125
Accountant jokes::
Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.
Accountant jokes::
Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.
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What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything
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A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."
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There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.
Accountant jokes::
How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
Accountant jokes::
Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investments never will
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How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you
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The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions."Was he tall or was he short?"The businessman replies, "Both!"
:: Total Jokes: 125