Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 75
Aardvark jokes::
What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!
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What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!
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What do you call an aardvark that’s good at golf?A paredvark!
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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six… three on the back and three in the trunk!
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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!
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What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!
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Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!
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Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?Tanto
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Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.
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I’ve got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I don’t really know. I’ve heard it growling, it doesn’t sound very friendly. Does it bite? That’s what I want to find out.
:: Total Jokes: 75