Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You cant eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Dont worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get em.

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or theyll all be wanting one.

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.

Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.