Fun is life.::. Vampire jokes

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What is Draculas favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

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What is a vampires favourite soup ?Scream of mushroom !

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When the picture of the vampires grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall.

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Why wouldnt the vampire eat his soup?It clotted.

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Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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Whats a vampires favorite hobby? In-grave-ing.

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Two men were having a drink together. One said, "Id rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Whys that?" asked the other. "Because shes always trying to bite my head off," he replied.

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What happened when a doctor crossed a parrot with a vampire? It bit his neck, sucked his blood and said, "Whos a pretty boy then?"

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What do vampires have at eleven oclock every day?A coffin break.

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Why does Dracula have no friends?Because hes a pain in the neck.

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