The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied,"You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

A: Long time no sea.

A: You can hear their brooms tick!

As luck would have it, the quiet place he chose happened to be on one of the city's major jogging routes.

No sooner had he settled back to snooze when there came a knocking on his window. He looked out and saw a jogger running in place.

"Yes?"

"Excuse me, sir," the jogger said, "do you have the time?"

The man looked at the car clock and answered, "8:15".

The jogger said thanks and left. The man settled back again, and was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window and another jogger. "Excuse me, sir, do you have the time?"

"8:25!"

The jogger said thanks and left. Now the man could see other joggers passing by and he knew it was only a matter of time before another one disturbed him.

To avoid the problem, he got out a pen and paper and put a sign in his window saying, "I do not know the time!".

Once again he settled back to sleep. He was just dozing off when there was another knock on the window.

"Sir, sir? Its 8:45!."

A: Spring time.

Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?

Customer: No, you have to look at it.

No, Sir. Ive got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen.

A: Because she felt like killing time.

A: Twenty after one.

A: A pocket watch.