Fun is life.::. Teeth jokes

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Q: What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

A: He ate himself!

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Q: What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A: A new fangled device.

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A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I cant afford a new set."

"Dont worry," said his friend. "Ill get a pair from my brother for you."

The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly.

"This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist."

"Oh, hes not a dentist," replied the friend, "hes an undertaker."

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Fan: Ive always admired you. Are your teeth your own?

Actor: Whose do you think they are?

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Q: Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

A: To catch her false teeth.

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Q: What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

A: He ate the dentist.

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Q: Why didnt the monster use toothpaste?

A: Because he said his teeth werent loose.

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Q: What did one tooth say to the other?

A: Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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Q: Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?

A: To prevent bat breath.

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Q: Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

A: Because it goes right out of your head.

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