Fun is life.::. Restaurant jokes

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Restaurant jokes::

Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".

The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar".

The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow".

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.

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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

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Q: Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

A: Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

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Q: How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

A: "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."

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A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.

The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "Whatll it be?"

The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."

The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "

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Q: How many McDonalds counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world.

Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.

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"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter.

"What do you mean, two-handed cheese? asked the waiter.

"You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."

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Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ?

No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

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