:: Total Jokes: 127

Rabbit jokes::
A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?The rabbit had two bs already.
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How do you know when theres a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when youre eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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How is a rabbit like a plum? Theyre both purple, except for the rabbit.
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My friend is nuts. He thinks hes Bugs Bunny. But Im positive he isnt. How do you know he isnt? Because I am.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Dont feed it.
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May I buy half a rabbit?No, we dont split hares!
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that shes running out of the woods.
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Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. Im all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Dont worry; be hoppy!
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What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?Rabbit up nicely, its a gift!
:: Total Jokes: 127

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