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Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors dont mind if you dont return the sax when you borrow it.
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Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Five. One to handle the bulb, and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn wouldve done it.
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Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!
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Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand around and say, "I could do that better.
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Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."
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Q: Why cant you hear a viola on a digital recording?A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.
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