:: Total Jokes: 71

Mouse jokes::
What do mice do when theyre at home ?

Mousework !


Mouse jokes::
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ?

A mouse organ !


Mouse jokes::
One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last.

How have you done that?

I dont know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.


Mouse jokes::
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !


Mouse jokes::
Why do mice have long tails ?

They would look silly with long hair !


Mouse jokes::
Whats a mouses least favorite record ?

Whats up Pussycat !


Mouse jokes::
Where do hamsters come from ?

Hamsterdam !


Mouse jokes::
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?

Mickey Moose !


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How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !


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Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !


:: Total Jokes: 71

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