:: Total Jokes: 200

Monster jokes::
How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.
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Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasnt even entered.
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What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now Ive come to meet my maker."
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What happened to Frankensteins stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussauds.
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What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.
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Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get?Igor: We dont know - we havent managed to catch it yet.
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Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent aspirin. Igor: But whats it for? Dr Frankenstein: For monsters with splitting headaches.
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What happened to Frankensteins monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
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Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.
:: Total Jokes: 200

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