A: To learn about gorilla warfare.

A: Miss most of the film!

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"Thats a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"Thats still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is Id like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

A: A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

A: He found time-consuming.

A: A lid.

A: King Kongs shadow.

A: A terrified postman.

A: King Pong.

A: With a monkey wrench.