:: Total Jokes: 71

Halloween jokes::
Q: What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

A: The cat ate her.


Halloween jokes::
Q: Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

A: Because theres lots of school spirit!


Halloween jokes::
Q: Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

A: To the boo-ty parlour.


Halloween jokes::
Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.


Halloween jokes::
Q: Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

A: Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.


Halloween jokes::
Q: Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

A: Because he just came to pick up his little sister.


Halloween jokes::
Q: What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?

A: No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.


Halloween jokes::
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful.

The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"

The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"

The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door.

The woman says to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."

Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"

The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing.

The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girls Treat Bag.

The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"


Halloween jokes::
Q: Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

A: It was for tick or tweet !


Halloween jokes::
Q: What do fishermen say on Halloween?

A: "Trick-or-trout!"


:: Total Jokes: 71