:: Total Jokes: 71
Halloween jokes::
A: The cat ate her.
Halloween jokes::
A: Because theres lots of school spirit!
Halloween jokes::
A: To the boo-ty parlour.
Halloween jokes::
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
Halloween jokes::
A: Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Halloween jokes::
A: Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Halloween jokes::
A: No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.
Halloween jokes::
The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"
The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!"
The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door.
The woman says to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time."
Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!"
The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing.
The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girls Treat Bag.
The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"
Halloween jokes::
A: It was for tick or tweet !
Halloween jokes::
A: "Trick-or-trout!"
:: Total Jokes: 71