A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair."Im goin to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "Ill be back in a few minutes."When the boys haircut was completed and the man still hadnt returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddys forgotten all about you." "That wasnt my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, Come on, son, were gonna get a free haircut!"

The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesnt have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of."

After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!

Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead instead of exploiting his apparent problems. So, the shop owner comes back with a lifeguard costume. The man says, "No, no. That will show off my peg leg. I cant hide it with that. Try again." So the shop owner leaves and comes back with a monk costume And again the man says, "No, no. I cant wear that. It will make people notice my head." Obviously pissed off, the shop owner leaves and comes back with a five-pound bag of caramels, gives it to the man and says, "Here. Just take this." Confused, the man says, "What am I suposed to do with a bag of caramels?" Smiling, the shop owner says, "Take home this bag of caramels, melt them, pour it all over your body, stick that peg leg up your ass and tell everyone youre a caramel apple."

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barbers chair and said, "Ill have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "Im married and my husband wouldnt like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and Ill pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.

First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didnt turn a hair! Second boy: Im not surprised - your dads bald!

A man sitting in a barbers chair noticed that the barbers hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no ones been in for a shampoo yet."

A punk walked into a barbers shop and sat in an empty chair. "Haircut, sir?" asked the barber. "No, just change the oil, please!"