Q: Whats black and dangerous and lives in a tree?A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
If George Rafts wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?Listen baby, I think Im falling for you!
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?Listen, hotshots, dont monkey around with me!
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?I cant help it - she brings out the beast in me!
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, Clean Washroom?He cleaned it!
What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!
What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, youd listen!
Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
Whats hairy and flies through the air?Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!