Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 88
Ghost jokes::
A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300 years." The man said, "in that case, can you tell me the way to the toilet?"
Ghost jokes::
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?The landlord said "Sorry, we dont serve spirits."
Ghost jokes::
What did one ghost say to another? Im sorry, but I just dont believe in people.
Ghost jokes::
A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with him?" Without looking up from his work the master said, "Tell him I cant see him."
Ghost jokes::
What do you call a ghost whos always sleeping? Lazy bones.
Ghost jokes::
Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Dont worry, maam, Im just passing through.
Ghost jokes::
Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
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When do ghosts play tricks on each other? On April Ghouls Day
Ghost jokes::
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when youre spooken to.
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What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.
:: Total Jokes: 88