Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 61
Face jokes::
Fred: You have the face of a saint.
Jill: Really? Which one?
Fred: A Saint Bernard.
Face jokes::
Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "Whats that for?" she asked.
"To make me beautiful," came the reply.
Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean.
"Doesnt work, does it?" was her comment.
Face jokes::
Q: What is grey and hairy and lives on a mans face?
A: A mousetache.
Face jokes::
Fred: Youve got a Roman nose.
Harry: Like Julius Caesar?
Fred: No, its roamin all over your face.
Face jokes::
Q: What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
A: The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
Face jokes::
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen.
"if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think Ill stop hating her first."
Face jokes::
I never forget a face, but in your case Ill make an exception.
Face jokes::
How did your mom know you hadnt washed your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
Face jokes::
Wife to Husband: Ill have you know Ive got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, youre wearing it out.
Face jokes::
Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. Its so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after shes stopped laughing her face is still smiling!
:: Total Jokes: 61