:: Total Jokes: 174

Elephant jokes::
Were going to play elephants and circuses, said a little boy at kindergarten, Do you want to join in?Id love to,replied the teacher. What do you want me to do?You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
Elephant jokes::
Q: What is the pink stuff between elephants toes?A: Slow clowns.
Elephant jokes::
Whats grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?A jet propelled elephant !
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Whats grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesnt get wet ?An elephant with an umbrella !
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?Because they couldnt hold their trunks up !
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Whats big, grey and flies straight up ?An elecopter !
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Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !
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Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !
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Whats yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?An elephant disguised as a banana !
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Whats big and grey and protects you from the rain ?An umbrellaphant !
:: Total Jokes: 174

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