What is the Easter Bunnys favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
What is the Easter Bunnys favourite sport? Basket-ball, of course!
Whats long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
Whats pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky peoples foot!
Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy wont give you a bruise." Boy 2: "It will if its your big brothers candy!"
What is the Easter Bunnys favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!
Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. Hes a rabbit fan!
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesnt taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Who is the Easter Bunnys favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Whats yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees? The Easter Bunana!