:: Total Jokes: 70

Dinosaur jokes::
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: Whats green and purple and goes up and down?

A: Barney in an elevator.


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: Why doesnt the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

A: What a lavaly day!


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because the chicken wasnt invented yet.


Dinosaur jokes::
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer


Dinosaur jokes::
Q3: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?

A: Try Saras Tops


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

A: Dino-mite.


Dinosaur jokes::
Q: Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

A: To carry his library card.


:: Total Jokes: 70

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