A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Docor, it wasnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I dont want to miss the four oclock ball game.

A husband and wife entered the dentists office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I dont want gas or Novocain because Im in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.""Youre a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is."The husband turns to his wife and says, "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."

"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist." said the man to the receptionist."Im sorry sir." she replied. "Hes out right now, but...""Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again ?"

Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five minutes.Patient: And how much will it cost?Dentist: Its $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work???Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.

"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."

Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Draculas dentist.

Dentist: Dont worry. Im painless.Patient: Im not.

Why are you laughing? My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I dont see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?Patient: Why? Doc, it isnt all that bad this time.Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I dont want to miss the 4 oclock ball game.

Freds mother was on the telephone to the boys dentist. "I dont understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but youve charged me $80." "It is usually $20, maam," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!"