Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 88
Dance jokes::
Q. What do you call a one legged line dancer?
A. Eileen (I Lean)
Dance jokes::
Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute).
Dance jokes::
Q. What do you have when only one line dancer comes to your party?
A. A One Liner!
Dance jokes::
Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row."
Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible."
Andy: Oh yeah? In the dream, I was the third girl from the end."
Dance jokes::
Q. Where do tired line dancers go for Breakfast?
A. Ihop?
Dance jokes::
Q. Where can you dance in California?
A. San Fran-disco.
Dance jokes::
Q: How do they dance in Arabia?
A: Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).
Dance jokes::
Q. Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?
A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!
Dance jokes::
Two fonts walk into a line dance club. The barman says to them, "Get out. We dont serve your type here."
Dance jokes::
Q: What animals are poor dancers?
A: Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
:: Total Jokes: 88