Fun is life.::. Cowboy jokes

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The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theater. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didnt budge.

The usher became more impatient. "Sir, if you dont get up from there, Im going to have to call the manager.

The cowboy just groaned.

The usher marched briskly back up the aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, whats youre name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied.... "The balcony."

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ahd be mighty grateful if yood play Achy Breaky Heart fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden.

He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, whats your last request?"

"That you kill me first."

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Teacher: When do astronauts eat?

Pupil: At launch time!

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Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back."

"Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "He will always be just a good ol boy. When he walks in, Im sure all he will say is hello."

"I know Tex better than either of you," said the third. "Hes so smart, hell figure out a way to do both. Here he comes now."

Tex swung open the bunkhouse door and shouted, "Audi, partners!"

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Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church.

"When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began.

"You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worldly fellow.

"I walked up the trail to the door," Joe continued.

"The sidewalk to the door," Charlie corrected him.

"Inside the door, I was met by this dude," Joe went on.

"That would be the usher," Charlie explained.

"Well, the usher led me down the chute," Joe said.

"You mean the aisle," Charlie said.

"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," Joe continued.

"Pew," Charlie retorted.

"Yeah," recalled Joe. "Thats what that pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."

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Q: Who do zombie cowboys fight?

A: Deadskins.

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Q: What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar?

A: Gimme a slug of whiskey.

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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?

A: Hoppalong Cassidy.

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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters.

"Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?"

"My names Tex, officer," said the cowboy."

eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?"

"Nope, Louisiana."

"Louisiana? So why are you called Tex?"

"Dont want to be called Louise, do I .

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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?

Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

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