Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 206
Cow jokes::
Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns dont work.
Cow jokes::
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of cows.Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd.Camper: So what? I have no secrets from cows!
Cow jokes::
A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer. Is that bull safe? Well, hes a lot safer than you are right now!
Cow jokes::
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
Cow jokes::
How did the calfs final exam turn out? Grade A!
Cow jokes::
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?Its a place of udder delight.
Cow jokes::
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Cow jokes::
I cant decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldnt you look silly riding a cow? Id look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Cow jokes::
I hear you take milk baths. Thats right. Why? I cant find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Cow jokes::
That tornado damage your cow barn any?Dunno. Havent found the durn thing yet!
:: Total Jokes: 206