Fun is life
:: Total Jokes: 105
College jokes::
Teenage Driver: But, officer, Im a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.
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What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."
College jokes::
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?""Well, lets see," replied the student. "Its Wednesday afternoon. I guess Ill be on the golf course by now."
College jokes::
How do you know a Brigham Young students been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
College jokes::
Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, wondering where hed seen himself before?
College jokes::
"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
College jokes::
Why dont Purdue athletes eat pickles? They cant get their heads in the jar.
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How do you get a Texas Tech seniors eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldnt remember whether he was going in or coming out?
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How do you measure a Villanova graduates I.Q.?With a tire gauge.
:: Total Jokes: 105